leslie-crusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

(Source: lesliecrusher, via lamestains)

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via useonce-and-destroy-)

okay i hate my life. accidently dropped my boyfriends phone in the pool, he’s seriously going to kick my ass. brb hiding.